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KO RGB cropBedtime with KO last night.

KO: Mum, you forgot to put the lid back on the cream.
Me: Oh sorry about that. I forgot.
KO [putting the lid on]: You’re bad.
Me: I’m bad??? Honey, that doesn’t mean I’m bad. I just made a mistake.
Me: No, I’m NOT. I made a mistake. It’s okay to make mistakes. It doesn’t mean I’m bad.
KO: Nooooo Mum!!! I’m not saying that!! I’m saying YOUR BAD. It’s┬ájust a thing. You know, when someone makes a mistake!!
Me: Oh!!!!!! You mean, that’s MY BAD??
KO: YES!!!!

And THAT my son, is why good grammar is important.


Night Time Questions


[Bedtime with KO tonight.]

KO muses aloud, “What if God is a villain?”

And a little while later …

“What if there’s more evil than good in the world?”

And then awhile later …

“Are there more boys than ladies in the world? Or more ladies than men? Or more boys than girls? Or more ladies than girls?”

Finally, he stops voicing random questions, and just lies quietly, eyes fixed open. I ask him, “What are you thinking of?”

He replies, “I’m thinking of a sausage wearing a hat, lying down on a chair that is on a diagonal. I think he’s wearing a cowboy hat.”

KO often asks me why I’m laughing.